I just love my neighborhood. It feels like a vortex that, upon entering, all is right in my world.
As much as I love my neighborhood, my neighbors are another thing entirely. They aren’t “bad people”; they’re just not “my people,”…and some of them are nosey as fuck.
This newsletter is dedicated to those of us who have nosey neighbors. I will teach you how to make an old banishing formula from an original witch’s book of shadows.
All you’ll need is the following:
- Red wine vinegar
- Bay leaves
- Powdered cinnamon
- A skeleton key
- A small mirror
Step 1. Mix one cup of red wine vinegar, 9 Bay leaves, a teaspoon of cinnamon powder, and three pinches of salt.
Step 2. Use a skeleton key to stir the mixture. Keys often substitute double-edged blades or athames, an ancient tool used to conduct magical energy and often used to represent “will.”
Step 3. Hold the key in your right hand, and as you stir the brew, chant:
“Keep away from me, pain in the ass. Mind your business – may this come to pass.”
Step 4. Now take a small mirror and dip it in the brew.
Step 5. Place the mirror in the corner of one of your windows or by your front door. If you have a mirrored peephole on your door, splash the mixture over it. Mirrors deflect negative energy from us and keep people from seeing anything but their own business.
Tip: This formula will also stop gossip.
Being nosy by itself is not a serious problem, so this little “diddy”– simply helps them refrain from imposing on your business. That said, when I have a neighbor that is a true pain in the ass, they mysteriously get the urge to move. ;o)